"From the owner of Gift Tree NZ: 'No one has ever regretted buying quality.'"We are the exclusive distributor of the genuine 2024 Fuck It or Fuck Me New Calendar for Tired-Ass Women

Own both Mix and match – choose either two 'Fuck It', two 'Fuck Me', or one of each. 

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Shop with GiftTree NZ for the Original Version 

Invest in and own the original 'Fuck It or Fuck Me' calendar exclusively at our store—a fantastic opportunity for ownership of an original! If you're looking for copies, you'll need to search elsewhere.

Get the original 'Fuck It or Fuck Me' calendar and impress your friends! Initially NZ$26.99, it's now only NZ$19.99— Avoid Copies with Poor Print and Dull colors. With us, you're assured the best quality

Our standard shipping times are as follows:

1-14 Working Days for New Zealand

7-15 Working Days for Australia

7-20 Working Days for Worldwide 

Functions:     

1. Monthly Themes: Each month alternates between "Fuck It" (humor-focused) and "Fuck Me" (weight loss motivation).
2. Inspirational Quotes: Tailored sayings that match the month's theme, offering either laughter or encouragement.
3. Health and Wellness Tips: For "Fuck Me" months, include tips on exercise and diet.
4. Stress-Relief Activities: For "Fuck It" months, suggestions for relaxation and fun.
5. Space for Personalization: Areas to write down appointments, notes, and personal reflections.

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Benefits of the "2024 Fuck It or Fuck Me New Calendar for Tired-Ass Women":

1. Diverse Themes: Alternates monthly between humorous and motivational themes, catering to varied moods and needs.
2. Mood Enhancement: Each month designed to uplift, inspire, or entertain, enhancing the ambiance of daily planning.
3. User-Friendly Design: Easy to navigate with clear layouts for appointments, notes, and tracking.
4. Craftsmanship and Style: High-quality materials with a visually appealing design to suit any setting.
5. Empowerment and Support: Purchasing this calendar supports local businesses in New Zealand and Australia, contributing to community upliftment.
6. Personalized Experience: Features like health tips and stress-relief activities tailor to personal growth and well-being.
7. Durability and Quality: Crafted to last throughout the year with enduring appeal.

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Considering the Original Fuck It or Fuck Me New Calendar high-quality materials, unique design, quotes and  colors , would you see it as a prime investment for your collection, a special Valentines gift, or a thoughtful birthday present?

FEATURE:

• 😇 This 2024 Wall Hanging Calendar features TWO funny cuss word quotes per month for the year of 2024.

• 😇 This hanging wall calendar features a hook to hang on the wall, is vertical and sized 11" x 8.5".

SPECIFICATION:

• Category: calendar
• Color: as shown

PACKAGE INCLUDES:

• 1×2024 Calendar For Tired

GiftTree AU | 2024: "Fuck It or Fuck Me" Calendar for Tired-Ass Women – Sale Ends This Week!

Introduction

For the woman who's done with the usual bland, boring calendars, here comes a bold, hilarious, and empowering addition to your space! The 2024 "Fuck It or Fuck Me" Calendar for Tired-Ass Women is a tongue-in-cheek, witty take on the daily grind and the real-life battles that come with being a woman in the modern world.

Designed for those who embrace the chaos and humor of life, this calendar is all about self-expression, laughter, and resilience. With a sassy, empowering quote for every month, this calendar isn’t just about telling the date—it’s about telling the world you’re owning your shit and living life on your terms!

🔥 Don’t miss out—this hilarious and empowering calendar is on sale now, but hurry, the sale ends this week!

Why Choose the "Fuck It or Fuck Me" Calendar?

1. Sassy & Empowering Quotes
   Every month features a bold and cheeky quote designed to make you laugh, cry, and remind you to let go of perfection. It’s the perfect calendar for tired-ass women who want a break from conventional, dull designs.
   
2. Bold Design
   The "Fuck It or Fuck Me" Calendar is designed with bright, eye-catching graphics that will stand out in any room. It’s more than just a calendar—it's a statement piece!
   
3. Perfect for Women Who Get It
   Whether you’re balancing work, relationships, or self-care, this calendar is made for women who know that life isn’t always perfect, but that’s what makes it hilarious and worth living.
   
4. A Hilarious Gift Idea
   Looking for the perfect gift for a girlfriend, wife, sister, or friend? The "Fuck It or Fuck Me" Calendar is the perfect present for any woman who could use a laugh and some self-love.
   
5. Quality Materials
   Made with premium-quality paper, this calendar is durable and long-lasting, perfect for keeping around for daily doses of humor.
   
6. Monthly Inspiration & Humor
   Stay inspired with unique quotes that capture real moments of the daily hustle, making it easier to laugh at life’s imperfections and enjoy every moment.
   

Features & Specifications

1. Monthly Humor & Inspiration

✅ One hilarious quote per month to inspire, empower, and remind you that you’ve got this.

2. Bold, Eye-Catching Design

✅ Vibrant colors and modern graphics make this calendar a true work of art.

3. High-Quality Paper

✅ Durable, tear-resistant paper to keep your calendar looking fresh all year long.

4. Perfect for Home or Office

✅ Fits perfectly on any wall, bringing personality and humor to any room.

5. A Year of Sass

✅ 12 months of empowering, funny, and unapologetic quotes to keep you motivated through the year.

6. Ideal Gift for Any Occasion

✅ Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because—this calendar makes a funny and thoughtful gift for anyone who needs a pick-me-up.

How to Use the "Fuck It or Fuck Me" Calendar

1. Hang It Up
   Use the included hook or frame to hang your calendar on your wall, where you can see it every day.
   
2. Enjoy the Monthly Quotes
   Every month brings a new dose of humor and sass—flip the page to reveal a fresh quote that’ll make you smile or even laugh out loud.
   
3. Embrace the Chaos
   Take a moment to appreciate that life isn’t perfect, and that’s totally okay. The "Fuck It or Fuck Me" Calendar is your daily reminder to laugh and take it one step at a time.
   
4. Gift It
   If you know someone who needs a good laugh and a reminder that it’s okay to say "fuck it" sometimes, this calendar is the perfect gift for them.
   

Why Buy the "Fuck It or Fuck Me" Calendar Now?

🔹 Limited-Time Offer – Sale Ends This Week! Get this hilarious and empowering calendar at a discounted price while supplies last!

🔹 For the Strong, Sassy Women – This calendar is made for women who embrace the chaos of life and love to laugh at it.

🔹 Perfect for Gifts – The "Fuck It or Fuck Me" Calendar makes an ideal gift for any woman in your life who needs a daily dose of humor and inspiration.

🔹 Fast & Secure Shipping Across Australia – Get it delivered straight to your door before the sale ends.

🔹 100% Satisfaction Guarantee – Love it or your money back!

Customer Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “This calendar is everything! It’s hilarious, bold, and totally on point for the kind of humor I need in my life. I can’t wait to flip the page every month!” – Amanda S.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “Bought this for my best friend as a gift, and she loved it! The quotes are so funny and empowering. Definitely a must-have for every tired-ass woman!” – Jessica K.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – “The perfect balance of humor and sass. I get a kick out of it every month. Absolutely love it!” – Sarah M.

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